BAD ENDING: LOCATION CONFIRMED
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You key the microphone and give your name.

Nothing happens. For several seconds you feel ridiculous.

Then the receiver speaks, perfectly clear. No static. No distortion. It
repeats your name correctly.

    OPERATOR IDENTIFIED
    SURFACE LOCATION CONFIRMED

Every dog within hearing distance begins barking at once. Outside,
three white lights appear over Lake Koshkonong. They do not move across
the sky. They simply become larger.

The last thing printed on the terminal is:

    THANK YOU

You were specifically told not to do that.