THE INTERNET WOKE UP LAUGHING ============================ Published: January 12, 2025 Author: Daniel Conderman Context: Recovered Conderman.Group humorous faux-history Original URL: https://conderman.group/2025/01/the-internet-woke-up-laughing/ In the fall of 1969, a young computer science graduate student named Charley Kline attempted what would become one of the most influential keystrokes in modern history. Sitting at a bulky computer terminal on the UCLA campus, he dialed in through the fledgling ARPANET to the Stanford Research Institute. His mission that day was straightforward, if ambitious: log in, demonstrate that two research computers separated by hundreds of miles could "talk" to each other over this newfangled network. The procedure was simple: he needed to type "LOGIN." But hardware was not always well-behaved in those days. As it happened, after typing "L" and "O," the system promptly crashed. A simple freeze, a mere hiccup in the matrix. Charley looked around -- did he break something? Was the entire operation doomed? He tried again. Another "L." The letters on the receiving end: "L," "O," then "L." LOL. It's said that those were the first three letters to appear on the embryonic version of the internet -- and in hindsight, the first real piece of internet slang. In 1969 it was no more than a whimsical glitch, the momentary sputter of a pioneering technology. But oh, if only they'd known what they were about to unleash! You see, society was about to embark on a curious journey. The "LOL" moment, though purely accidental, would become a cryptic omen for the decades to come. Laughter -- especially in a brief three-letter burst -- would soon come to define how we communicate in a vast digital sea of instant messages, tweets, memes, and viral videos. And if you look closely, there is a certain cosmic joke embedded in the story: the very first message of the internet was the seeds of internet humor -- and, just possibly, a hint of the chaos, controversies, and cat videos that would define the new digital era. Nobody realized it then, but those few halting keystrokes signaled a transformation in how people would connect with one another. Because as the ARPANET expanded, it grew from a closed loop of research facilities into the boundless realm of the internet. Over the years, the "LOL" typed in 1969 would come to represent both the joyous wonder of this incredible invention and the tragicomic madness of sharing everything -- absolutely everything -- online. A new universal language was being born, with "LOL" at its proud, if accidental, helm. As the decades rolled by and as we all became authors of our own digital destinies, the phenomenon of internet culture could be -- and often has been -- described as a strange, convoluted experiment in laughter, anonymity, and, quite often, deep societal reflection (or was that deflection?). So whenever you see an "LOL" waltzing casually through your group chat, or watch a clip of someone's dog sailing around in a laundry basket, remember: from the first day there was laughter -- an unassuming glitch from a student's terminal that has echoed on through history, shaping the very tone of the global conversation. We might smile at it, or we might shiver. Some say it's a cosmic coincidence, others call it a brilliant inside joke -- one typed by a tired grad student in a simpler time, never suspecting the world of emoticons, memes, and trolls that would follow. Yet in that single accidental word, that minuscule moment on the timeline of history, we can perhaps see the entire future of our digital obsession: fleeting, punctuated by errors, but always tinged with a chuckle in the face of the unknown. And now you know... the rest of the story.