I pulled a great prank on my neighbor today! My lawnmower man didn't show up yesterday, this morning

Written: May 23, 2019

I pulled a great prank on my neighbor today! My lawnmower man didn't show up yesterday, this morning a couple of my neighbors were mowing their lawns, so I went out and did my own (you know, lake life - holiday weekend). During which I set up my firepit and took some wood from the guy across the street (he said I was welcome to it), But I wanted to pay him back
anyways.My
lawnmower man shows up this afternoon (after mine is done), so I tell him "Go mow his lawn" and point across the street (where I grabbed wood from). So he mows his lawn instead of mine. Then an hour later the neighbor comes home to a nicely mowed lawn. I am out back having a smoke and he yells "Dan!, did you mow my lawn?" I yell back "No, I need to talk to you!". I go over and tell him the township was around enforcing the "6-inch rule on grass", and followed up with "they are going to send a bill". His face melted off his head... BLA HAHAHAHAH!!!!
It was about 5 seconds before he realized I was f'ing with him.
It was totally worth the $20 I paid to have his lawn mowed to see that. Then we both laughed and chuckled. Poor guy, he told me when he drove home and saw his lawn mowed he was completely confused.
Hijinx in Highwood.