THE KOSHKONONG CAPACITOR THEORY
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Working model:

  UPPER PLATE: storm clouds
  DIELECTRIC: atmosphere / rain / local weather
  LOWER PLATE: lake mud and shallow water

The theory began as a joke and became less funny after unusual radio
behavior appeared during storms.

In SIDEWAYS UNIVERSE, Lake Koshkonong becomes a natural capacitor.

Scout craft arrive first.
Then the carrier.
Then the grid rotates.

The universe does not move.

Our relationship to it does.