MUSIC TO SQUEEZE JELLYBEAN TO ============================== Published June 1, 2026 Peaceful abduction polka for Wisconsin cows: accordion, theremin, barn radio, routine dairy work, and a soft blue beam waiting above the roof. Funny, unsettling, sincere, and rated eight calm cows out of eight before they disappear. Barn Light Radio 03:09 The Tractor Beam Waltz 02:40 Silo Beam Stomp 03:03 The Floating Barn Radio 03:29 Tractor Beam Polka 03:14 The Driftless Milky Way 03:23 The Saucer in the Barn 03:06 The Last Guernsey's Ascension 03:13 SUCKING OFF THE SIDEWALK ======================== Published June 2, 2026 Found-sound street percussion made from buckets, trash cans, boots, claps, chains, garage doors, toys, wet pavement, and a crowd outside a stadium. The beat grows darker until something above the city harvests it and the sidewalk is empty. Buckets Outside Gate C 02:49 Green Light Over the Vendors 02:39 The First Drummer Floats 02:58 Sidewalk Torn Open 02:54 Every Corner Screaming Rhythm 02:41 Dragged Through the Sky Hatch 03:07 Locked Inside the Craft 02:41 The Street Is Empty Now 03:28 THE VELVET UFO LOUNGE: STATIC ON THE DANCE FLOOR ================================================= Published May 30, 2026 A mellow but compromised alien lounge: warm keys, synth pads, rubbery bass, static pops, broken station IDs, and tired drum machines. The room keeps dancing under emergency lights while one waitress casts three shadows. Static on the Dance Floor 02:30 Green Light Two-Step 02:26 Signal Skip Boogie 02:30 The Booth in the Corner 03:07 Antenna Wine 02:51 Velvet Walls, Chrome Stars 02:51 Slow Dance with the Saucer 02:56 Please Stand By for Funk 02:36 The Waitress Has Three Shadows 02:33 Midnight Frequency Shuffle 02:51 Highwood Afterimage 02:40 The Lounge Signal Skipped 02:43 Dancing Under Emergency Lighting 02:39 Please Remain Calm, This Is Still Music 02:47 The Last Booth by the Exit 02:27 Goodnight from the Velvet UFO Lounge 02:46