Music to Squeeze Jellybean To is a short rural sci-fi novelty record about Wisconsin dairy barns, ol

Written: June 1, 2026

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Music to Squeeze Jellybean To is a short rural sci-fi novelty record about Wisconsin dairy barns, old morning polka, flying saucers, theremin melodies. Inspired by the idea that farmers once played upbeat music to keep cows calm during milking, this album imagines what might happen if aliens discovered the same trick and used it for peaceful cow abduction.
Featuring barn-radio atmosphere, accordion, tuba, theremin, UFO hums, and dairy-farm weirdness, this is music for calm cows, confused farmers, and anyone who believes Wisconsin folklore needs more tractor beams.