Agent Dan "Cheddar Curtain" Conderman, Supreme Field Marshal of the Great Lakes Undercover Extraterr

Written: March 28, 2025

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Agent Dan "Cheddar Curtain" Conderman, Supreme Field Marshal of the Great Lakes Undercover Extraterrestrial Surveillance & Tacky Art Recovery Division (G.L.U.E.S.T.A.R.R.D.), is mobilizing Operation Saucer Frame on March XX, 20XX.
This mission is so top secret, even the squirrels have signed NDAs. The neighbor's garden gnome thinks he knows, but we replaced him with a decoy last Tuesday. No one talks. Not even the wind.
The objective? Collect and repurpose tacky thrift store landscape paintings with explosive UFO upgrades. Yes, the cheesy, printed kind. The kind grandma gave you when she ran out of doilies. Target acquired.